Сегодня с другом ехала на учебу, у него был учебник по английскому, для юристов специальный, мне там понравилась одна исторя:



The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral withesses. after 3 months of extensive investigations they conclude don't exist.

The FBI goes in. after 2 weeks with no lead they burnt the forest, killed everything in it, including the rabbit? and they make no apologies.

the LAPD does in. they came out 2 hours later with a badly beaten bear. the bear is yelling:"Okay!! Okay!! I'm a rabbit!! I'm a rabbit!!"...




вот такая история, мне понравилась!!